He's Sid, I'm Nancy.

Muh sim smokin duh hook.

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i’m sorry but being an american is so embarrassing

he died a hero’s death

swimming while it rains is the best

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.